Well past its best-before date

Oh Pizza Hut, an artefact of the 1970s that has somehow survived into the 21st Century.

Checked out their website today to see if there was any reason not to order from the leading brand for a pre-Valentine's treat, and discovered that they have just wrapped up their Father's Day contest (from 2009, one presumes).
Not only that, but they're offering a bonus to anyone who submits their name to the Pizza Hut mailing list by five months ago (Sept. 21, 2009).

For forgetting about their website in this age of digital marketing, Pizza Hut wins an extra-cheesey salute from "New Management Welcome."